Thursday, May 17, 2012

Geneaology - The New Tomb Raiding


Henry Louis Gates, Jr. has released an ancestral deluge. The prolific Harvard professor’s pastime of probing into slavery’s past has unleashed a floodgate of copycat genealogy shows, web sites, and DNA testing facilities, all in the name of “finding your roots”, in other words, “who’s the daddy of your daddy’s daddy’s daddy?”  While I enjoy the dramatic buildup of these superbly produced programs, I am dismayed by this new fascination with the past.

Once only “regular” people had their roots traced, now celebrities “discover” their humble or exalted beginnings in the U.S. or in some humble village oceans away. People with Southern roots seem surprised that slavery was a big part of their past. Others are amazed to find that their immigrant or slave ancestors endured unimaginable hardships only to die in poverty or obscurity. Sharing in the disappointing aspirations of these long dead ancestors presumably brings “closure”, but to what?

Digging up the well-guarded secrets of our predecessors is the new and acceptable way of tomb raiding, for information far less valuable than most people think. It was once considered impolite to answer back your parents or question your grandparents too closely about their personal lives- now it’s en vogue. It will soon be passé not to know who your 8th great-grandfather used to buy butter from.

Death, in my view, was the final threshold. If nothing else, you could at least expect to take your pent up attitudes, hopes, and dreams to the great beyond. The grave was the one place you could expect to have your darkest fears and most absurd behaviors protected- that’s what Death does - hold you and your secrets for eternity. The acronym R.I.P. will soon stand for Ripe for Indiscreet Probing.

But now, thanks to insatiable curiosity or perhaps boredom or insecurity, flocks of individuals are recklessly hoisting up information without thought as to what the purpose of withholding that info actually was. Remember Pandora’s Box. 

I feel for the 15th century forebear who had that illegitimate child, thinking that within a few decades the scandal would be forgotten, only to now have news of their indiscretion blasted across the globe for millions to witness.

But then I am amazed at the meticulous record keeping of medieval churches and 19th century immigrant records. Why are we still hanging on to those records anyway? Was the intention to forever link us to our roots? Or that one day the prying eyes of any stranger could piece together our ancestry at will? It seems to me that most people fleeing their native countries wouldn’t willingly want to be traced back anywhere.

I can’t help but muse that all the time spent traveling to far away continents finding distant cousins might be better spent treating estranged local relatives to a “reconciliation” barbeque or helping some kid with no living family get to college.

Questioning the wisdom of this ancestor fever may seem like sour grapes, but no less so than discovering a hole filled with money in your backyard. In every great adventure flick, every treasure find is always followed by an indescribable terror.

I am perplexed and dismayed by this assault on the past. It’s a portal to worlds that we can’t possibly understand. If we have difficulty understanding the mentality of the 1950’s, how can we presume to probe the mind of someone dead for centuries?

I, for one, have no real desire to experience some mediocre “aha” moment after sifting through moth eaten diaries only to find out some relative of mine from centuries past shared my disdain for licorice: (slaps hand to forehead “Ohhh, so that’s why I hate licorice!”)  

Let sleeping dogs lie. Let well enough alone. Let the dead bury the dead.  What’s done is done. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

 The past is in the tomb, tomorrow’s in the womb, that’s why today is called the Present. J

Monday, May 7, 2012

Amazingly Bad Attitudes Haunt 'Amazing Race' Finale

As I watched season 20 of my favorite reality show, Amazing Race, draw to a close, it was with disappointment and a feeling that I may not bother with Season 21.  Sportsmanship, once a hallmark of the enduring show, has officially left the building. Several teams, including the "winning" team, repeatedly displayed what must have been record lows of ungracious behavior.

Over the years, I have witnessed several teams degrade themselves as human beings with petty behavior. What I do not concur with is the apparent willingness of the show to allow poor sportsmanship to run amock, as the producers certainly did this season. Cat fighting and name calling is not only unnecessary, but annoying. Must  the frustrations of petty adults spoil the "amazing" factor of this show?

Honestly, if not for the presence of the two Kentucky boys, Bopper and Mark, I would not have bothered watching the show at all this year. Their dedication to each other and the RULES buoyed them far above the other teams in terms of conduct.

Teams should be admonished and penalized for clearly arrogant behavior and unbecoming conduct. In case the producers of this show were wondering, the Race itself is exciting enough without displays of arrogance. The fun of the show, which is the prospect of racing around the world, is sullied when teams accuse each other, to Phil's face, of cheating.

For Phil to have to bring up the poor conduct on the winning episode is surely an indication that a big problem is brewing or perhaps has already boiled over.  It is my hope that the Amazing Race returns to its roots of creating a humbling experience instead of showcasing belittling attitudes. If not, the Amazing Race will merely be the permanent home of the Aggravating Rant.